MARIO -Aló! Hablo a la municipalidad de Filadelfia?
UNA VIEJA EN LA MUNI-Sí. Con quién quiere hablar?
MARIO -Es que quiero ver cómo me llegó una carta que dice que van a demolerme una construcción.
LA VIEJA DE LA MUNI -Ah, eso es con Doña Chori, si quiere se la paso…..
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MARIO-Aló, doña Chori?
DOÑA CHORI -Sí? Qué necesita?
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Al cabo de un par de minutos le da una cita a Mario para el siguiente día a las 9 de la mañana.
Mario llegó puntual y la vió muy ocupada (al menos eso aparentaba), corriendo de un lado para el otro como la leona del Bolívar, después de media hora de espera por fin Doña Chori lo atiende.
MARIO- Vea, doña Chori, me dijeron que usted me puede ayudar, es que yo hice este arreglito en mi casa y ahora me lo quiere botar la municipalidad. Qué puedo hacer?
Doña Chori pone cara seria y rebusca entre los archivos, coge cualquier carpeta y parece estudiarla por unos segundos, dice:
DOÑA CHORI -Ajá, parece que usted en esa construcción no sacó los permisos.
MARIO -Pero es sólo una pequeña terracita, apenas para guindar la jaula de la lora.
DOÑA CHORI -Lo único que le puedo decir es que vaya donde este ingeniero (apunta dirección y teléfonos), él le puede ayudar. Vea es mi esposo, pero no se preocupe, él ya conoce de su caso..
MARIO- Muchísimas gracias doña Chori, usted es una persona muy buena. La próxima vez le traigo una bolsita de mamones del palo de mi casa.
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...Tres días después llega Mario donde el Ingeniero Chori:
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MARIO -señor ingeniero, cuánto me cuesta ese plano de la terracita?
INGENIERO CHORI -Bueno, tomando en cuenta que ya se hizo la obra y que en el 2012 se acaba el mundo y que el volcán Arenal se está tirando unos pedos….yo calculo que son unos….ochocientos mil colones.
MARIO - Ochocientos mil??? Pero si es apenas una terracita! Hace un par de semanas le pregunté a un arquitecto y me dijo que eran como treinta mil colones por hacerme ese plano.
INGENIERO CHORI -Bueno, vaya donde quiera y que tenga suerte.
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Seis meses, once días y catorce horas después, Mario no ha conseguido el aval de la municipalidad aunque presentó los nuevos planos y completó todos los formularios, incluyendo examen de orina, heces y malaria….si desea saber porqué le está pasando esto a don Mario y todavía sigue viajando a la muni a preguntar por su caso, simplemente haga click aquí.
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Se Vino a trabajar ese periodista no? Yo recuerdo que cuando hicieron el malecón de Don Claudio Rojas si contruyeron un muro de verdad. A este parque le van a suceder dos cosas, o quedará en el aire, o quedará aterrado. CON c280,000,000.00. Ojalá haya quedado plata pa la escuelita.
en los departamentos de ingenieria de la muni es donde estan los mayores chorizoz. el ingeniero jefe ,el altote es socio de gutierrez y asociados hicieron el parque de belen, el del coco, las paradas de buses esas del paso palmira y comunidad costaron como 40 mill..o sea de octubre a esta fecha esa empresa ha echo proyectos por + de 650 mill, y la empresa del hombre de la ingeniera dicopro. ha ganado muchas otrras licitaciones por cientos de millones son los que estan haciendo la plata.lo peor de todo es que no comparten.
Si investigaran un poquito las licitaciones tenemos material suficiente para 10 programas de Greivin Moya.
Que porqueria de paseo, los aros de la cancha de basket ya no sirven muy feo, esta el momento no hay nadie que le de mantenimiento al dichoso paseo, las net de voliboll estan ya feas pa la foto, la muni es un puñado de ladrones y desgraciadamente en el pueblo no existe una asociacion que hable por el pueblo, solo para pagarle a un tal ejecutivo 500 mil x mes solo para eso sirve la tal adicoco. Esperemos pongan rapido la luz al tal paseo....
Quien lo mete haciendo remodelaciones sin permiso? Y ademas, tratando de arreglar todo debajo de la mesa.
Hola Homo Surfus es Sardina Albina, hoy me acordé de vos. Diay, ponchada la Anexión del partido de Nicoya. Es que ahora es un estado gringo!!!
Ala gente de la municipalidad no le dará verguenza robarse la plata tan descaradamente, pero... y la gente de la contraloría? y la presidenta de la república? que dicen? Por favor señores pongamonos serios. Y el pueblo que dice? ...... Que Obra tan ridícula y que tonelada de plata gastaron...
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